"G-Force" Movie Review

Greatness.

“Chet, review G-Force please!” “Mr. Mayhem, you gotta watch G-Force and let us know your opinions!” “Chet, you are so handsome and your blogs are the best” “Big Bro, please write a blog about G-Force”

Geez guys you can stop spamming my email (TheBigSur6@vegasfours.com), with threats for me to review this movie. You know what they say … Chet “TheBigSur6” Mayhem is a man of the people, so I’m gonna review G-Force!

This movie is one of the best movies of all time. "The Godfather", take a hike. "Interstellar"? More like Fartsmella. The Little Rasca- actually that is a perfect movie. Anyway, try and guess how many relevant actors are in a 2009 Disney movie about Guinea Pigs that are spies. If you guessed 7, you are right. Nicolas Cage (goat), Penélope Cruz (hot), Zach Galifianakis, Tracy Morgan, Jon Favreau, Steve Buscemi, AND Will Arnett. I can’t be the only one to be shocked after finding out this information!

My reaction to finding out those people are all in G-Force

I don’t know who came up with the idea for this movie and what drug they were taking but they must have been in their bag! The plot is perfect. Classic “what would Spy Guinea Pigs do if they were pets?” typa plot. I remember as a kid thinking this was peak cinema, and now, at the extremely old age of somewhere between 20 and 30, I still think it is. This movie has it all. Comedy, Guinea Pigs, fart jokes, Nick Cage. What more can you ask for?

Some of you may read this and think I am joking. To all of you people, shame on you. Go watch this movie again and bear witness to one of the greatest comedy/family/spy/Nicolas Cage/talking animal movies you’ll ever see in your life. Stay Mayhem.

Official Mayhem Meter Ranking: 5.8/7